My name is the SPI Flip Flop Foodie....

...and I am addicted to PadreRitaVille Nachos. 

I think about the chips when I've gone too long without them...
I think about the beans and the chicken and the beef....
I think about the guacamole and sour cream.

Today, I gave in to my obsession...again.  I can't seem to help myself.
I'm paying for it though.
I ate almost the entire container of jalapenos (served on the side)
I ate a handful of diced red onion sprinkled on the nachos
I ate almost all of the delicious salsa
I picked all of the globs of melted cheese off the plate...

I have indegestion

I have taken Ranitidine

I have chewed Tums when the Ranitidine didn't work sufficiently to douse the burn in my belly...

I even tried to coat my stomach with... chocolate (it seemed smart at the time)

Is it wrong, nay even SICK of me, that I will make it through this horrible discomfort,
and think of returning to
those evil geniuses at PadreRitaVille?

There is something terribly, terribly wrong with me.

Can you blame me?
PadreRitaVille Nachos